Tuesday, September 23, 2008

It has been too long since we had a pun...

Under the influence of the dijon mustard I purchased a couple of weeks ago, my tomato ketchup, mayonnaisse, and similar relishes have formed an advisory council, whose purpose it is to guide me on all culinary matters.

According to my sauces, it is deemed acceptable to switch out the mustard in favour of mayo in my turkey sandwiches, but replacing it instead with chocolate spread would be going too far.

4 comments:

Kezzie said...

Yuck, that's disgusting. (P.S. I don't get the pun!)

Molly said...

Can I tell you that you misspelled mayonnaise because you told me when I used the wrong peak/pique?!

Steph/ven said...

Kezzie:: It's been a long time since you commented! How have you been? Where have you been? Outer Mongolia, perhaps? Did you see "Merlin"? What did you think? Oh, and can I interest you in joining the festivities of "Waffle Wednesday"?

Also, you really should have got the pun. I won't explain it, because the joke is so bad it doesn't deserve to be understood.

Molly: You may certainly say that, but that isn't really the reason I got it wrong.

Tee hee.

Chris said...

According to my sauces, Molly pointed out your error with insufficient relish.

To all those who haven't got the pun - come on, ketchup!

PS Why did the mayonnaise blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

That's quite enough from me today, I think.