But what if they did? What if "Titanic" had, in fact, been directed by George Lucas...
- The iceberg would fire first.
- Manikin Billy Zane would be replaced with a new CGI Billy Zane. (Okay, that's not really fair. But it's not his best performance ever...)
- The Titanic band would be digitally replaced with a CGI band performing a new "Jedi Rocks" number.
- At the end, Ghost Jack would be played by Hayden Christensen.
- Kate Winslet's nipples would be replaced with walkie-talkies.
I'm sure there's more. Anyone want to contribute?