Experimental Cookery 2024: Digger Cake

And so we come to the showpiece of the weekend...

Young Surprise! turned three last week, and we had his birthday party on Saturday. Being a typical boy, he is obsessed with dinosaurs, trains, and tractors. But his particular favourite is Diggers! And so the challenge for our hero was to craft a nice Digger Cake for this birthday...

I'm rather pleased with this one:

The cake itself was baked on Friday night, after I'd finally battled Funsize and Surprise! off to sleep (LC was out). Saturday morning then saw me mixing up a huge bowl of buttercream icing which was liberally applied to the sponges. Then the cake was ringed with Kitkat fingers, and decorated as can be seen.

The cake itself disappeared very quickly, which I'm taking as a good sign. Certainly, I enjoyed eating it!

Of course, I've now raised the bar as to what is possible, which may be something I come to regret...

Experimental Cookery 2024: Peach Melba Pavlova

I'm gradually catching up on a backlog of Experimental Cookeries...

A few weeks ago LC made an attempt at pavlova, which sadly did not go so well - not her fault; the instructions were missing a really key step. As a consequence of this, I found myself inspired, and as things would have it the Tesco magazine this month had a rather appealing recipe for this. So it became a centerpiece for LC's birthday celebrations.

The pavlova itself was easy enough to make - once you've made meringues a few times they become quite easy, and from there it's just a case of baking for a couple of hours and then leaving it in the oven while the whole thing cools down. Then whip some cream, add fruit, and the job is done.

The only slight oddity was the need for a raspberry sauce to go with the pavlova, but even that was more or less trivial and so was done quickly.

And it was pretty awesome:

Experimental Cookery 2024: Garlic Dough Balls and Baked Camembert

This one came from Tom Kerridge's "Real Life Recipes". It was one that I had wanted to try for some time, and so when lacking for inspiration for a meal, this one came to mind. We had it with Spaghetti Bolognese - it was only ever going to be a side dish.

The meal was quick and easy to put together, although like most breads there was a lengthy proving stage. But that was fine. The bake was then simple.

We'd certainly have this again, though I'm more inclined to do the dough balls than the camembert. Additionally, we had rather more dough balls than we could reasonably use, so I think we may make use of this if and when we have guests (as does happen occasionally!).

Anyway, a success. And here they are:

The Choice

The resignation of Humza Yousaf leaves the SNP with a choice to make. The problem is that for any new leader to become First Minister they will need to survive a vote of no confidence from the other parties, and the arithmetic in parliament means that that requires with support from the Greens or support from Alba and there being no SNP rebels. Given that support from Alba almost certainly means there will be at least some SNP rebels, this is a problem.

The SNP therefore faces a choice, and that choice is of profound importance:

On the one hand, they can "elect" a new leader who is palatable to the Greens, and spend the next two years beholden to those Greens in absolutely every way. In which case they continue with the madness of the last couple of years, and receive a massive kicking at the 2016 Scottish Elections.

Or they can elect someone who is not palatable to the Greens, and take their chances with an election - an election which may or may not rearrange parliament into a more workable arrangement (and is reasonably likely to result in a Labour-led government). In any event, it is only for two years, as the election in 2016 would take place anyway.

My suggestion to the SNP is to think about this one very carefully. Because I don't think the people of Scotland are in the mood for any more of the nonsense we've seen recently.

Day 100: Update on Goals

The second update on goals for the year:

• Books: By this point I should have read 8.2 books. I've completed 7 books, with three in (slow) progress, so I'm behind but not terribly so. I'll try to rectify that for next time.
• Blogging: Oh dear. This goal is going horribly wrong, and already looks to be impossible. We'll see - maybe there will be a flurry of posts for next time... but I'm not hopeful.
• Redecoration: As I anticipated in my previous update, we have now done the bulk of the redecoration of Surprise!'s bedroom - the walls have been repainted, the pictures changed over, the one key picture moved to Funsize's room, and new lightshades installed in both bedrooms. The new carpet is on order and due to arrive tomorrow, after which we will hang one final decoration and call it done. I would still like to look into improved insulation for Funsize's bedroom, and LC has expressed a desire to re-repaint the study and replace the carpet in that room, but those are tasks for later in the year (and the study isn't part of the stated goal anyway).
• Complete my Campaign: The campaign is still on the verge of completing Part Three and moving to Part Four. I have managed to get some writing done, such that I'm down to just over 5,000 words to go (from 6,000). It's now a race to try to write it up before the characters get to that point.
• Update the Church Website: The stability issues on the church website were tracked to one bad plugin, which has now been removed. This allowed me to restore the site security, which is a big relief. The only remaining part of this task is to refresh some of the content, but that's not entirely in my gift.

The conclusion is a lot more positive than it was last time - I'm a little behind on the reading and horribly behind on the blogging, but have made very significant progress on all three of the other goals. My challenge for next time is therefore to try to be rather less behind!

Close It Down

What a time to be alive.

Back in 2008, the Labour/Lib Dem coalition in Holyrood had clearly run out of steam and was in desperate need of being replaced. And so the people of Scotland voted them out and installed an SNP government.

In 2024 the SNP government have now reached the same point - they desperately need to be replaced.

Unfortunately, in the interim the Labour party in Scotland have learned precisely nothing. They are every bit as arrogant, stupid, and dogmatic as they were in 2008 - their grand strategy for renewal has consisted of waiting for their rivals to become equally rancid.

Meanwhile the Lib Dems have become an irrelevance, and the Greens have revealed themselves as a horror show.

And, needless to say, the Tories aren't even worth considering.

The bottom line is that we desperately need a new government and there is not a single party in Holyrood that are even worth considering for a vote. The whole thing has failed.

At this point, I would therefore suggest that Holyrood has failed and should be shut down, except that it wasn't so long ago when I said the same about Westminster - and that hasn't changed. Down there, the Tories have become the Monster Raving Loony Party, Labour have become Thatcherites, and the Lib Dems an irrelevance.

So, basically, we're at a point where I think we should simply shut it all down, and just try not having a government for five years, and see how that goes. It's hard to see how that can be any worse.

Experimental Cookery 2024: Sticky Hoisin Wings with Cucumber Salad

This one came from the most recent Tesco magazine. It was really quick and easy (as wings tend to be) - put the ingredients into a bowl and massage to coat, then move to a tray and bake until done. The result was also really enjoyable. Actually, if anything, the cucumber salad was the real surprise on that front.

All in all, a winner. Which is nice. We'll definitely have these again.

#4: "Why Should Anyone be Led by You?", by Rob Goffee and Gareth Jones
#5: "Atalanta", by Jennifer Saint
#6: "Be Useful: Seven Tools for Life", by Arnold Schwarzenegger
#7: "Terry Pratchett: A Life with Footnotes", by Rob Wilkins