On the grounds that I didn't want to judge it unfairly without actually trying it, I felt I should try that new Coke Zero stuff. So, on Sunday, I did.
It is precisely the Coke equivalent of Pepsi Max. That is to say, it tastes exactly like Coke would if you removed from Coke all the things that make it worth drinking, leaving it a hollow shell of a drink.
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Coke Zero is grim grim grim!!!! You want to hear my theory? No? Tough! Here it is:
the name "coke" DOES NOT appear anywhere on a bottle of 'Coca cola' (please don't disagree with me: I have checked). The name "coke" is, in fact a word created by Coca Cola to describe the disgusting concoction that is Diet Coke. Therefore, "Coke Zero" is not claiming to be as nice as Coca Cola but without the sugar; it is merely claiming to be as nice as diet coke which is, in fact, revolting.
I like pepsi max. In fact, I prefer it to pepsi.
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