In church today, we were given a task. The command was simple: invent an extravagant greeting to use.
But, as we all know, true extravagance needs hats. The taller the better? How could we invent a truly extravagant greeting without a ready supply of comedy headwear?
And, of course, there's the moustaches. Clearly, no-one was prepared with a suitably twirly moustache for extravagant hatted greeting use. (Obviously, that's one for the Men in the congregation. As we all know from the "Spongebob Squarepants" movie, only Men are entitled to twirly moustaches, and the ability to grow a twirly moustache is the true indication of Manhood.)
Honestly, why don't they tell us these things in advance?
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