Apparently, the next piece of our childhoods that Michael Bay is setting out to destroy is "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". Apparently, he's going to turn them into space aliens, because that's obviously so much more realistic than the magical mutating goo that is the existing origin. Which suggests that he might be missing the point just a tad.
Amazingly, all this gives me cause to fondly reminisce over the decision to cast Vanilla Ice in the second movie.
Go Michael, go Michael, go!