So, apparently the Duchess of Cambridge* is expecting again. Therefore the Guardian is asking: "Will a new royal baby save the union?", thus completing their transition from being a quality newspaper to being a poor imitation of Heat magazine.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
(Presumably, if said child does indeed save the Union they'll name it Gordon after the saviour of the world. In which case I hope it's a boy...)
(* Edit: I've just been reminded that, technically, her correct title in Scotland is Countess of Strathearn. Oops.)