New to (Part) Five: Sock Conspiracy: The New Evidence

I didn't dare post this at the weekend, but on Saturday LC was heard enticing FS to "go on, grab Daddy's socks". Funsize is currently at the stage where anything in the hand promptly finds itself in the mouth, so...

What this all means:

• As we know from "JFK" (the film, not the president), when two or more people are involved you have, by definition, a conspiracy.
  
• As I have long suspected, the secrets of the Sock Conspiracy are indeed passed from mother to daughter.
  
• You might not hear from me again after this...

Tee hee.