Picard Season Two

The first season of Picard was okay, but not great. The main thing it had going for it was that it showed some of the ragged edges of the Star Trek universe, which was something of a boon for gamers. Ultimately, though, it was building to the death of the titular character, and would have made for a good send off for Picard... except that they renewed it and resurrected him.

The second season starts really well, being a massive and immediate step up. And then it proceeds to go badly off the rails, squandering its potential, filling whole episodes with almost nothing, and messing up the lore of the show.

There's more I could add, but I'm disinclined to go into spoilers. Suffice to say, the best scene in the latter section of the show is the stealth cameo on the bus. Which isn't a good look.

Perhaps unfortunately, despite all this I do intend to watch the third and final season. Partly because it is the last, and partly because we're getting a chance to catch up with the whole of the Next Generation crew - with a bit of luck this will be their "Undiscovered Country" in the way that "Nemesis" massively failed to be.

But, unfortunately, I'm now at a point that my recommendation for "Picard" as a whole for people who haven't started is to avoid.

Uncanny Timing

LC returned to school last week after about 13 months of maternity leave and several months prior to that working from home. Naturally, Surprise! therefore took the opportunity to be sent home from nursery on Wednesday with chicken pox - a very mild attack that left him entirely healthy but unable to attend. (And, as with Funsize, it's extremely likely that Surprise! got chicken pox from the nursery he then couldn't attend. But not matter.)

So, this was a rather spectacular example of bad timing, especially as my own long-awaited return to the office was set to happen today.

But...

On Saturday there was a big family gathering for one of my neices' birthdays - a gathering attended by the entire family with the exception of LC and KS. Due to the chicken pox, LC elected to keep KS away, and so didn't attend.

On Sunday I went to church with Funsize. Once again, due to the chicken pox LC elected to keep KS at home, and as LC was struggling with a cold it made sense that I was the one to go.

On Sunday afternoon LC tested positive for Covid. Somehow, I tested negative. (Best guess is that she has received either a fairly weak strain or a very low viral load, and so it wasn't able to jump further. Or I've just been lucky. Or my turn is coming up.)

The upshot of that is that KS's chicken pox, which seemed be timed to be an absolute disaster, has turned out to have protected a whole lot of people from being classes as close contacts.

Well done, the wee guy - you timed that well!

The Death of Decency

So, we've had the police investigation, the biggest outcome of which is that the Met are, at best!, shockingly inept. We've now had the Sue Gray report. We've also had photographs appear in the media.

There cannot be any serious doubt that there were plenty of parties in Downing Street, nor can Boris credibly claim either that all the rules were followed nor that he believed they were followed. His statement to the Commons is, therefore, a clear-cut case of him knowingly misleading parliament.

He must go.

More importantly, if he does not go willingly, and if the Tory MPs behind him close ranks to keep him in office, that is the death of decency in public life in the country. It is the death of any notion that there are checks and balances on the government. It is the death of the UK as a democracy - we become an elected dictatorship.

He absolutely, and without question, has to go.

Regarding the Jubilee

As someone who would prefer to abolish the monarchy, it's fair to say that I have mixed feelings about the jubilee. On the one hand, I'm getting an extra day off, which is always nice. On the other hand, I won't exactly be hanging out the bunting. Nor do I intend to attand a street party or anything of the sort.

There is one thing I will, genuinely, be doing to mark the jubilee - several members of my band wanted us to learn and play a tune to mark the event, and I will be taking part in that. This is, in all honesty, more about solidarity with the rest of the band than it is support for the monarchy, but there it is.

All that said, and despite it being a fairly unpopular opinion in Scotland (as far as I can see), I do tend to the view that it's right that we do acknowledge the jubilee.

My first, and lesser, reason for this is quite simply that I think it's right to acknowledge anyone who holds down a position for 70 years - it may not be a position I think should exist, and I certainly don't consider it the selfless public service that the BBC and others would have us believe, but I do think it's worthy of note.

But the other reason is a little more complex. The queen is now pretty much the last link we have to a UK that was worth living in. The country has fallen so far, and so many of the pillars that held it together, and the institutions that are supposed to ensure it runs have become so degraded and corrupted as to be worthless. She's almost the last remaining bulwark against that - and the future after she's gone really doesn't look like any sort of an improvement.

So I'll acknowledge this landmark, and do so without cynicism or irony. But quite possibly with a greater sense of mourning than celebration.

Experimental Cookery 2022: Pesto Chicken Traybake with Jersey Royals, Cherry Tomatoes, and Rocket

This one comes from this month's Tesco magazine and is by Jamie Oliver.

It was quick and easy to make, took only a handful of fairly cheap ingredients, and provided a filling and tasty meal. That's a winner all round. We'd definitely have this one again, though we did conclude that we preferred the sausage bake from Jamie's "5 Ingredients" book. But there's room for both.

And that's it - short and sweet this time.

Experimental Cookery 2022: Ricotta Fritters, Tomato Sauce & Courgette Salad

This was taken from "Jamie's 15 Minute Meals", and was another attempt at finding a vegetarian meal to add to our repertoire. Unlike many of the 15 Minute Meals, this one seemed to actually be close to the 15 minutes - very often, that book requires a whole load of preparation or ingredient gathering that somehow isn't included in the total; that seemed very much reduced here. The effort was also reasonable, with no need to try to multitask doing six things at the same time, as is sometimes the case with that book.

The upshot is that this was a very good meal on the preparation front. But how was it on eating?

Well, it was fine. We enjoyed it, we'd both have it again, but... It wasn't a world-beater. This is probably an ideal seventh dish for our set of six really good ones - it's good for a change, but I suspect we'd get tired of it before too soon.

And that's about that - this was fine, we would have it again, but it wasn't a revelation.

#16: "Death on the Nile", by Agatha Christie
#17: "Library of the Dead", by T.L. Huchu
#18: "Foxglove Summer", by Ben Aaronovitch

Dear England...

If you wouldn't mind, it would be really nice if you could bring your experiment of electing clowns to government to an end.

Ta muchly.

Return to the Office

After more than two years, our experiment with home working is now coming to an end - I will be returning to the office on the 30th of May, barring some new surge of Covid cases or similar event. As of the 1st of June we will all be expected to return.

I must admit, I'm not regarding this event with any real anticipation. Working from home has not been an unalloyed joy, but it has had some very significant benefits, not least the ability to be present throughout Surprise!'s first year. Returning to the office also means adding five hours to my working week, and with the price of petrol as it now is it will also add something like £150 in fuel bills - time and money that we can ill afford.

On the other hand, it is certainly true that there's a different dynamic when in the office than there is while working remotely. There are also times when we really need everyone to be together, and further times when it would be really useful to be together. (Need is probably a bit too strong a word, but not by as much as might be thought.) That said, those times are relatively few and far between, and so most of the time it does seem rather unnecessary.

Oh well. The mountains have spoken, and it is too late for the pebbles to have their say.

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

LC and I went to the cinema last week to watch the third Harry Potter prequel. After the abject failure of the second film we didn't expect much, and as a result we weren't disappointed.

It's not a bad film. It's certainly better than the previous one. But at the same time, it's not a particularly good film, either, and it suffers from most of the same problems as the first - a zoo-keeper as hero in a film that calls for a spy, a core cast who are never on screen together, a complete lack of motive for one of those characters, a long running time filled with not much and then a rushed climax.

The best thing about the film is that it does come to an end. I'm presuming that this is a matter of the studio preparing to cut their losses and turn the 5-film series into a trilogy. And if this is the end, I'll be glad - both that it is the end and that the story came to an end.

Honestly, I can't recommend this, unless like me you're the sort who hates leaving things part-done.

Next up for us is probably the final Jurassic World film - it would be Dr Strange, but we haven't yet seen "No Way Home", and films seem to come to Disney+ pretty quickly, so we'll probably leave it until then. But we'll see.

Experimental Cookery 2022: Chocolate Yoghurt Cake

This one came from Mary Berry's "Simple Comforts". It was the cake that I made for LC's birthday, with Funsize helping with the decorating (such as it is). The cake was very easy to make and very tasty. There's really not much more to say about it than that - it was a winner, we'd have it again, and there's no real downside. 

School Holidays

At time of writing, it is still my intention to skip the Council Elections on Thursday - I've reached a point where voting even for the "least worst" makes me feel bad, so I'm going to skip it.

That said, I have found a policy that probably would win my vote, if someone were to put it forward at the next Holyrood elections...

I was working out my vacation for the upcoming year, with the intent of working it around the school holidays. With Funsize starting school in August, this meant matching up with her school calendar as well as Lady Chocolat's, so I went and took a look.

For the most part, the outcome isn't too bad - by and large the holidays line up apart from a day here and there, and with LC not working on Mondays and Tuesdays that's manageable. But there are three things...:

• The October week is cunningly misaligned by a week, meaning that there is virtually no time when we're all off together and no scope for getting away.
• The Christmas holiday comes to an end much earlier in one council area than the other, leading to a load of dead time when I'd frankly like to get back to work but now can't.
• And there are the "Staff Development Days", which inevitably all fall on Mondays and Tuesdays, while means I need to take time to deal with those.

The upshot of all of that is that about a quarter of my holiday is burned on dealing with the childcare implications of the councils failing to synchronise.

So, if any political party wants my vote, here's a nice, easy policy to put forward: we'll impose a unified school calendar across all councils in Scotland, for the benefit of people who have to deal with multiple such calendars.

#14: "The Darkest Road", by Guy Gavriel Kay
#15: "The Stand", by Stephen King (a book from The List; four to go)

Experimental Cookery 2022: Kitchari

This one came from the Hairy Bikers' "One Pot Wonders". It was quick-ish and easy to put together, resulting in a huge pot of food in short order.

The verdict: yeah, it was a good one. There are a couple of things I would do differently in future - I wouldn't add more liquid partway through the simmer stage, as this led to the meal being more soupy than I would prefer; I would use different, less strong, chillis at the end to reduce the heat; and I'd make less of it in general, as two people don't need four servings!

But this is definitely one we'd have again, taking our menu of good vegetarian options up to five - one short of my threshold for having enough. Given that I have two more candidates waiting in the wings, we look to be in a good place.

Day 100: Update on Goals

 Today is the 100th day of the year, so it's time for the regular update. Note that this was written in advance, so it may be slightly out of date. I do expect it to be fairly accurate, though.

• Books: By day 100 I should have read 16.44 books. I'm quite a long way short of that, but I have made significant progress through "The Stand", the longest book remaining on the List. I'm well pleased with my progress towards finishing The List; less happy about the general progess.
• Weight: I've made a small amount of progress here, but not really enough to say any more about.
• Blogging: By day 100 I should have written 32.88 posts here, so I'm pretty much on target here. I've also actually written 17 posts on The Imaginarium, so I'm very happy here.
• Redecorating the Hallway: I mentioned in the previous update that we might tackle this around Easter. It's not happening at this time, but may happen later in the year. We'll see.
• Super Secret Goal: As before, I've made no progress on this issue. Unfortunately, I tend to think it is still necessary, so I'll need to try to have something more to report for next time.

And that's that. I'm mostly happy with progress to date, but some of the areas will definitely need more progress made for next time.

Experimental Cookery 2022: Stuffed Aubergines

We've recently been trying to go for a vegetarian main meal once a week. My thinking is that in order for that to stick we'll need about six solid options to try. At present we're at four: there's a green lentil curry we enjoyed, a chickpea curry, the sunblush tomato risotto, and many of the pizzas we have are meat-free. I had hoped this would make a fifth solid option.

This meal came from "The Hairy Bikers' Mediterranean Adventure" (bit of a theme there). It was easy to put together, and fairly quick - in future I'll need to start earlier so that I can parallel the children's meals with the second bake in ours, rather than the first. But that's not a huge problem.

Unfortunately, the results were mixed - I quite enjoyed it, but LC was much less impressed. She just felt that it was missing something, a common trait of vegetarian meals.

The upshot of that is that we might have these again, but it may either be as a side dish for something else, or possibly with the addition of bacon. Either way, it won't serve as a fifth veggie option. A shame.

Experimental Cookery 2022: Lentils with Sausage

This one is very similar to a sausage casserole LC sometimes makes, so is included here more or less just for completeness. This one came from "The Hairy Biker's Mediterranean Adventure". It's fine - quick and easy to put together and tasty enough. It wasn't a world-beater, but something we might have again occasionally.

Another Life

One of the mixed blessings that comes with a subscription to any of the streaming services (in this case, Netflix) is that you get access to a whole lot of material that might be good. And so it was that I found myself watching "Another Life" - a sci-fi series about a sudden and world-changing first contact with an alien species.

"Another Life" started really well, with the central mystery of the aliens matched up with a deep-space mission led by Katee Sackhoff, and for much of the first series it remained mostly good and quite interesting.

Alas, the second series just went to pieces - it started by dispatching and replacing about half the remaining cast from the first year, became ever-more proposterous, and then engaged in a massive rush to tidy things up following cancellation. (I'm actually somewhat glad of that rush, since it avoided ending on a cliffhanger. Even if it was rather too "Independence Day" for my tastes.)

And that was that. Honestly, I'm a little glad it's ended, since I would probably have been pulled into a third season had there been one. And, alas, it's a show I really can't recommend.

Halfway

I've slipped yet further back on the reading target, but there is one thing I'm inclined to note in mitigation of that: over the course of March I've read through half of "The Stand", which is by some way the longest book remaining on The List. So although the headline figure looks pretty bad, the underlying trend isn't quite as terrible as it seems.

That said, I did get bogged down in Cornwell's "Crackdown", and am even more bogged down in "The Darkest Road", so it's not all that good, either.

The Saga Continues

After two attempts, I managed to arrange with BT to get our landline service reconnected. During the course of that call, I specifically asked if our number would remain the same - if we have to tell everyone the number has changed, we might as well just tell them it's disconnected and give up. Anyway, it was confirmed that the number would stay the same.

Naturally, it didn't.

So today saw me make another call to BT, to speak to another person, tell the tale yet again... and this time an order was placed to renumber our line back to the value we had. Apparently, it should happen on Monday. I suppose twelve days isn't bad for a 'seamless' transition of an unrelated problem.

On the plus side, the assistant I spoke to today was quite impressive, so I'm at least hopeful...

Ouch!

I've done something to my back. It's mostly fine during the day, but my sleeping position is obviously not what it should be, as each morning I'm waking in considerable pain. Which, it's fair to say, isn't setting me up for the day in the best possible manner.

Oh well. Hopefully it will pass soon enough.

Should Have Seen That Coming

About a week ago we agreed to take a new broadband contract - a very slight increase in speed for a very slight increase in price, but otherwise no changes... and then no need to worry for two years. In the course of the call I asked, and had it confirmed, that our landline would be unaffected.

Naturally, our landline has now stopped working. And, of course, I'm now getting the runaround - their computer says that I don't have landline services on my account (since they've removed them), and so of course they don't work. Presumably the next step is that they'll offer to add them to our package, all for the low low price of...

The thing that infuriates me about this, other than it being yet another cock up by yet another internet company (are any of them any use at all?), and other than it being yet another thing I really didn't need to be dealing with, is that the landline is almost completely useless to us - about 99% of the time the phone rings it's a nuisance call. Unfortunately, there is still that 1% of calls that are actually important.

Gah!

The Four Lists

LC lamented some time ago that she had two to-do lists: the things she wanted to do and the things that she had to do. Sadly, the nature of life is that the "have to do" list keeps getting ever-longer, and so it's almost impossible to get to the "want to do" list.

Unfortunately, while my own situation is similar, it's not the same: I have four lists to deal with:

• The things I have to do for work. This has the advantage that it's neatly confined within work hours, but by the same token those same hours are not available for anything else.
• The other things I have to do.
• The things I want to do.
• The long-term to do list - things like clearing out the contents of the garage, or moving things into the loft area.

And, as with LC, I'm extremely lucky if I ever get to the bottom of the first two lists, never mind moving onto the others. (Plus, given that many of the things on the long-term to do list are themselves pretty lengthy, even if I had some time it's unlikely to be enough to tackle one of these jobs.)

Which means that the long-term to do list is essentially the "do never" list, which is really frustrating.

#13: "Crackdown", by Bernard Cornwell

No Time to Die

There's a big spoiler below. You know what to do.

This is the first Bond film since the start of the Brosnan era that I haven't seen in the cinema. I would really have liked to go, too, but the pandemic just didn't allow for it. Having now seen the film, I was probably lucky.

The truth is, this film was always almost certain to be Daniel Craig's third-best - it was going to have to go some to beat the stellar "Casino Royale" or "Skyfall", while "SPECTRE" was just dire, and "Quantum of Solace" was ruined by a writer's strike. Still, given the gulf between the really good and the really bad, there was a lot of scope for it to go either way.

And, alas, "No Time to Die" is very much at the lower end of the scale - it's way too long, it's really quite dull, and it's entirely devoid of humour. Basically, it's a slow burn all leading up to, well, nothing much really.

I was rather amused by the tagline, "James Bond will Return", right at the end of the credits, though - Bond pretty definitively dies in this one, which raises the question of how. (Though three answers immediately leap to mind: one is the "Man With the Golden Gun" (novel) approach - he's grabbed by Russians, reconstructed and brainwashed, and sent to kill M; one is that they jump back in time and do a 60's spy film; one is that they just reboot. Or, I suppose, they could completely ignore it and just carry on.)

But a big part of me thinks that this should just be the end. We've now had decades of people desperately trying to cast a female James Bond, a notion that makes no more sense than a male Jane Eyre. What they're really asking is that MGM instead stop making Bond films, and make something else instead. And maybe it really is time for exactly that.

Anniversary (not that one)

Today marks the two-year anniversary of my switching to working from home. Which probably deserves at least some recognition.

Funnily enough, this anniversary comes at a time when the country is engaging in a fascinating experiment: is it possible for the people of a country to gaslight themselves? The thing is, the pandemic is very clearly not over. And yet we're engaged in a crazy process of getting rid of all the remaining measures that were put in place to protect us. And so, in order to justify the madness, we're collectively pretending to ourselves that it's all over, even as cases, hospital admissions, and fatalities all rise.

Work have been talking about us returning to the office for some time. I'm not sure when that will eventually happen, though I suspect it will be sooner rather than later. (It would be really convenient if it happened some time after July 1st, but I doubt I'll be that lucky.)

The truth is that I have very mixed feelings about a return to the office. It's adding five hours to my work week, and maybe £150 to my monthly fuel bills, which sucks. On the other hand, there is a community aspect to work that has been missing, to an extent. My answer, I suppose, is the same as it has always been: I'll go back when they ask me to, but not until then.

Presenteeism

LC was unwell on Sunday, and as the day wore on I found myself coming down with whatever it was. On Monday I woke up feeling pretty terrible.

Now, in times gone past I would probably have taken the view that I was, just about, capable of getting through the work day. It would have been horrible, but it could be done. And since I'm still working from home, the decision should have been even easier.

Except that we're not in the same world as in times past. The pandemic has changed a very many things, and one of those key things that we really need to ditch is the culture of presenteeism - the view that one should attend work right up to the point where you literally keel over... and even if your being there represents a danger of infection to your colleagues (and, therefore, to the wellbeing of the company as a whole).

Of course, all of this is made simpler by company policy, which is that people who are ill should stay home and focus on getting well.

The upshot is that I was off sick on Monday, and had a not at all restful day. In all honesty, it would probably have been better had I gone to work after all. I woke up on Tuesday initially feeling better, but the thermoter said otherwise, so again I didn't go in. And by mid-morning was feeling considerably better.

Today I'm back at work. I'm definitely not 100%, but getting there.

#11: "Protector", by Conn Iggulden

Doomscrolling

I don't know much about the situation in Ukraine. The truth is that the whole thing is very distressing, and there's basically nothing I can do about it. Plus, the situation has the potential to become outright apocalyptic, and there's not a single thing I can do about that. So there is absolutely no benefit in wallowing in the wall-to-wall coverage of the whole thing, and sink into a mire of horror.

The upshot of all of that is that I'm not qualified to give an opinion on basically any of it, what anyone should be doing as a response, or what I think is going to happen. I'm hoping that either Putin will see sense, or that wiser heads in Russia will act to remove him, and that the consequence is a very rapid de-escalation... but I don't see any reason to think that that will happen.

And that's all I have to say on that one.

#10: "The Outsiders", by S.E. Hinton (a book from The List - five to go)

Slipping

At the end of January, I had posted here 10 times, and had read four books. I finished the fifth on the 1st of February.

At the end of February, I had posted 19 times here. This represents the 20th post, on the 1st of March. I have finished nine books, but have barely started the tenth.

Unfortunately, this means that I am slowly but surely slipping back from where I had hoped to be.

The good news at this stage is that it's a recoverable slip - the key is to make sure that the required progress is made each day, plus a little bit. The first part is the more crucial of the two, as it means that there won't be any further slippage. (The problem last year was that that was exactly what happened - as I tried to recover in one area, it meant that another slipped, until everything was just irredeemably behind.)

We'll see how it goes. By the end of this month we should have a pretty good idea.

The Return of Lent

Due to Covid, and the various stresses of life, I have skipped Lent for the previous two years. Now that things seem to be settling a bit, I've decided that this year it is time to give it a go again.

Of course, the notion of Lent is that one should give something up, and that that something should necessarily hurt, at least a little - it is, after all, supposed to be a sacrifice. So a few years ago I concluded that the thing to give up was coffee. As of Wednesday, therefore, that will be cut for a few weeks.

Unless it turns out to be impossible to stick to that. But then, I managed to give up on Irn Bru for a good long time, so it should be okay. I think.

#9: "Sea Lord", by Bernard Cornwell

Funding Political Parties

The situation in Ukraine has caused questions to be raised once again about the funding of the Tory party - they have been in receipt of some millions of pounds that ultimately came from Russia. This donations are, of course, entirely legal, but they have caused at least some raised eyebrows. And, at a time when the UK really needs to take strong action against Russia, we really need to be confident that the party of government is empowered to do so.

So yet another aspect of our politics that needs to be cleaned up is the funding of our political parties.

My suggestion is pretty straightforward, and it is that political parties should have exactly two sources of funding, and it should be illegal for them to raise funds by any other means:

• They are permitted to charge a fee for membership of the party. They can set the price of this membership as they wish, but it must be a single, fixed annual fee for all - no concessionary memberships, no gold passes, etc, etc. Anyone on the relevant electoral register can choose to join a party... and only registered voters can join a party. (Oh, and only individuals could take out memberships on their own behalf - no "associate memberships" for being part of a given union, or whatever.)
• Additionally, after each general election parties should receive money from the public purse, with the amount received depending on the number of votes that they receive. (That is, for every vote cast they would be given £1, or whatever a suitable amount is.)

There would be a couple of effects of this. Firstly, it would cut out any suggestion of dodgy money getting into the coffers of political parties. Similarly, it would sharply reduce the influence of unions on parties, most notably the Labour party. It would prevent parties being heavily funded by bequests, which currently mean that dead members are more important to the Tory party than living ones. And it would prevent the raffling off of 'access' - pay some thousands and you too can play tennis with Boris, have lunch with Ruth, or whatever!

But, crucially, the funding by votes clause would have the effect of making every vote in an election matter - even if you live in a rock-solid safe seat, voting for some other party would be worthwhile as it means more funding for your party of choice.

(Additionally, it of course means that parties must then either work to maximise membership or to maximise the number of votes they receive, in order to be funded. Which is really no bad thing.)

Just my suggestion.

#8: "The Power of One", by Bryce Courtenay (a book from The List. Six to go.)

The Rings of Power

I watched the trailer for the new Amazon "Lord of the Rings" series about a week ago, and I'm afraid I was unimpressed. Basically, it looked like Fantasy Lands of Generica yet again... it was okay, but there wasn't really anything in it that grabbed me and said "you must watch this".

I guess that's inevitable - since they're not adapting any of Tolkien's actual stories, what is essentially left is a set of names and locations of varying levels of familiarity. But Middle Earth is so foundational to the whole of fantasy that without the big stories it is, more or less, Fantasy Lands of Generica.

Oh well. I'll inevitably watch it anyway, so I guess we'll see.

There are two things I would like to mention at this point, though.

Firstly, I have absolutely no issue whatsoever with the greater representation seen in the trailer. Bluntly, I don't much care - there are many people of colour who are fantastic actors, and so giving them a chance can only be a good thing. Middle Earth was soft-of kind-of a mythic history of Britain, but it's so far removed from any sort of real history as to make it nonsensical. Plus, elves and dwarves don't actually exist, so who is to say that the theoretical dwarves of ancient Britain weren't people of colour?

Then there is the issue of the dwarven princess who, shock horror!, doesn't have a beard. Much has been made of the 'fact' that this is at odds with Tolkien's writings on the subject. Just one small problem: last year the Tolkien estate published "The Nature of Middle Earth", a collection of writings by the man himself. That work had a chapter on 'Beards' (yes, really), which specified who did and did not have them, and in which Tolkien specifies that all male dwarves have beards. He doesn't say anything about female dwarves here, but if he specifies all male dwarves rather than all dwarves that must imply that at least some female dwarves don't have beards.

So our beardless female dwarf is, actually, not at all inconsistent with what J.R.R. Tolkien states on the subject. Oops.

(And, incidentally, what are inconsistent is Viggo Mortensen's Aragorn and David Wenham's Faramir - in "The Nature of Middle Earth" Tolkien specifies that those characters don't have beards.)

All that said, there's a larger point here: if you are truly opposed to the beardless female dwarf, or the people of colour playing elves and dwarves, based on some sort of purist's appreciation of the written works, then surely you must reject any and all of the adaptations of Middle Earth completely - all the movies, the play, the musical, the video games, the TTRPGs, Leonard Nimoy's musical genius... all of it. The truth is that none of it is entirely consistent with Tolkien's writings or his vision, so how can it be accepted.

Bottom line: it's an adaptation; things are going to be changed. What matters is whether those changes are trivial or fundamental, and whether the result is good or not.

#7: "The Looking Glass War", by John Le Carré

Day 50: Update on Goals

Today is the 50th day of the year, so it's time for the regular update:

• Books: By day 50 I should have read 8.22 books. At time of writing I've finished six, am halfway through another and two-thirds through yet another. So I'm about a book behind target, which isn't ideal but isn't terrible. I've also read one of the remaining books from The List, and most of another, so that's going well.
• Weight: I've made no progress on this goal.
• Blogging: By day 50 I should have written 16.44 posts here, so I'm right on target here. I've also actually written 8 posts on The Imaginarium, so I'm very happy here.
• Redecorating the Hallway: I haven't started on this, but that's not a problem - we're probably aiming to do this around Easter (or perhaps even later in the year), so I didn't expect to have anything to add.
• Super Secret Goal: I've made no progress on this goal. Indeed, I've discovered that it's nature, coupled with the general stresses of life, make it extremely difficult to progress. I'll need to think on that, as it's something I really need to resolve. (There's a little bit of hope that this might become unnecessary, but we'll see - I'll know by the next update.)

And that's that. I'm reasonably happy with progress to date, but will need to have done more by next time.

The Price of "King Charles"

In the least-shocking development in ages, Prince Andrew has settled his case in order to avoid court. Which means, legally, he has no stain on his honour, and can just carry on as before.

Yeah, right.

Here's the thing: the Royal Family have very significant wealth and holdings nominally in their own name, and they're also in receipt of very significant sums of money from the public, and have access to many homes and palaces that are nominally owned by the public. The claim is that the settlement, which is significant, is being paid from the former... though whether that money originally came from us via the Civil List is never going to be clear.

Well, fair enough. He's the queen's son, indeed her favourite son, so if she wants to bail him out with 'her' money, that's her prerogative as a mother.

But it's also not enough.

Nor is it enough that Andrew has been stripped of some of his ranks, titles, and honours.

Very simply, the public can no longer be expected to support Andrew in any way, shape, or form. He must now be stripped of all of his remaining ranks, titles, and honours (with the exception of those few minor awards he legitimately earned for his military service in the Falklands War). Additionally, he must lose access to all those properties that the Royal Family are permitted to use but which remain publicly-owned. Let him live the remainder of his life in obscurity, and as a private citizen.

If not, if the Royal Family cannot bear to excise the poison, then the Royal Family itself must also no longer be in receipt of public money, and they themselves must lose access to those public holdings.

If Charles wants to be King, Andrew must cease to be a Prince.

A Transfer Window for Managers

Aberdeen have been having a shockingly poor season, with the result that they have sacked their manager, Stephen Glass. As a consequence of this, there is the usual round of speculation about who will take over, with most of the names in the frame being managers of smaller teams. So it's likely that Aberdeen's sacking their manager will lead to them taking the manager from some other team, who will then poach a manager from a yet smaller team... and so it goes down the table.

The effect is that because Aberdeen's players can't get their act together, half a dozen teams have their seasons disrupted.

Similarly, a few years ago the then Celtic manager, Brendan Rodgers, accepted the offer of a job from Leicester City while the season was still in the balance. As it happened, it was Celtic's good fortune that Neil Lennon was currently out of work, or that could potentially have had a title-altering effect on that season.

And, of course, this season Steven Gerrard has moved from Rangers to Aston Villa. And, again, it is Rangers' very good fortune that Giovanni van Bronckhorst was out of work... though it remains to be seen what the effect on the title may be, if any.

What I'm coming to is this: a club's manager is massively important. Indeed, in all but the most extreme cases, the manager is a more important figure at the club than any single player (with perhaps half a dozen exceptions - Ronaldo, Messi, etc). Yet while we have a transfer window for players, limiting the ability of the big boys to disrupt an opponent's season by poaching talent, we have no such equivalent for managers.

I think it's needed - both to prevent the sort of cascading disruption we're about to see, but also to give managers a bit more job security.

The Notion of a Good Funeral

Funerals are unlikely to be happy affairs. (Or, at least, any funerals I'm likely ever to attend.) At best, they are a matter of saying farewell to a loved one at the end of a long life well lived - and if the person involved had been suffering prior to death, even that can be a blessing.

But a good funeral will generally give a sense of catharsis - it puts the seal on that life well lived, lets those present say their last goodbyes, and then you move forward.

My grandmother's funeral was not such an event. Indeed, it stood in massive contrast to my grandfather's funeral - both were fairly simple affairs, both had detailed plans that were followed to the letter... indeed, both had much the same detailed plan. But that served to make the differences so stark.

Unfortunately, it was an event marred by bitterness. The rifts in the extended family have now become irretrievable, and whereas before there was a need not to let grandma or grandad see the issues at work, that is no longer the case.

Such a shame that the very last gathering of the extended family should be of that character.

The GOAT

There are controversies and then there are CONTROVERSIES!, and today I'm going to be addressing one of the biggest. Forget Messi vs Ronaldo (Ronaldo), forget Federer vs Nadal (Fed), forget even Kirk vs Picard (Sisko). Today, we'll be addressing the burning topic of all topics: Hey Duggee or Bluey?

In all seriousness, CBeebies is twenty years old, and the Guardian have commissioned an article looking at some of the best programmes from the history of that channel. For anyone who is familiar with them, the top two are no surprise at all - the only real question was which would come on top of the heap.

For the uninitiated, Bluey is an Australian animation about a family of dogs - Bandit, Chilli, Bingo, and the titular Bluey. On the face of it, it's the usual anarchic "here's a situation, hijinks ensue" show we've seen a million times before... but what sets Bluey apart is the writing, which is just stellar. It's a children's show that I could happily watch myself.

On the other hand, Hey Duggee is an British animation about a dog (Duggee) who runs a day care facility for five children. Each episode the squirrels go on some adventure to collect a badge. And, again, it's set apart by the writing of the piece, and again it's something I could watch by myself. Indeed, until Bluey came along, my go-to opinion for just about any piece of entertainment was, "well, it's no Duggee... but then, what is?"

One thing to note is that part of the greatness of both of these shows is that they don't talk down to kids, as a great deal of children's entertainment does. Children obviously don't have the skills and experience of adults, and they haven't yet been inflicted with the decades of relentless cynicism that we've developed. But there's a big difference between that and being stupid, and a great deal of children's TV forgets this. Bluey and Duggee do not, and that is a real strength.

Honestly, my view with these things is that the need to pick an absolute winner is somewhat silly - in all the cases, there's no reason you can't acknowledge the excellence of both sides, and indeed be grateful that we live in a world with both - indeed, in most of the cases, each side has made the other better. So it doesn't really matter which is better - they're both good.

But... if I simply had to choose, Duggee wins it for me.

Multipacks

A couple of yeas ago, Tesco decided to do away with as much plastic packaging in their stores as they could. Amongst other things, this meant getting rid of packs of four tins of beans and/or soup, and instead running a permanent "four for..." offer. Which was a good step.

I've noticed that they've now brought back the packs of four, but now wrapped in cardboard, and at a cheaper price point than the "four for..." offer.

Which is a shame on two counts.

Firstly, while cardboard wrapping is better than plastic, it's still an extra bit of wrapping that gets used, and then recycled. That's considerably worse than nothing - it would just be better to leave these things unwrapped.

The other problem concerns the nature of the "four for..." deal in the first place, which ties into issues with poverty, and the Vimes "Boots" Theory of Economic Unfairness - people on the very poorest end of the scale can't afford to pay £2.50 for four tins of soup, and must instead pay 80p for a single tin each week. Over the course of four weeks, then, they pay £3.20 on the same soup - the (slightly) richer person ends up paying less. (And, yes, it's 'only' a matter of 17.5p per week. But multiply that by 52 weeks in the year, and however many different offers the richer person can use but the poorer cannot, not to mention the potential to "stock up" as and when very good deals happen to crop up, and it turns into a not insubstantial chunk of money.)

The upshot: Tesco, could you please get rid of these cardboard packages again? And could you also review whether these "four for..." deals are really appropriate - can you not instead reduce the unit price across the board?

#5: "The Wandering Fire", by Guy Gavriel Kay

#6: "Sly Flourish's Return of the Lazy Dungeon Master", by Michael E. Shea

Indomitable

My gran died on Saturday. This was a shock, of course, but not really a surprise... except that it was, a bit. The thing is, she'd been in ill health for quite some time, so it was never going to be too surprising. And yet, we'd been told that she wasn't considered end-of-life, and then she was gone.

Emotionally, that makes things a bit of a mix. She had had a pretty miserable last couple of years, and she was clearly suffering, so her passing is something of a relief. At the same time, it would have been nice to have been able to visit some time in the last couple of years, and it most certainly would have been nice had her four children been able to visit in hospital. Alas, Covid made those both impossible.

One additional sadness is that the funeral, which is likely to be in the next few weeks, is also likely to be the final gathering of the extended family. Indeed, the circumstances are such that I may well already have said a final goodbye to several of my cousins without even knowing it. And that's a shame.

But that's for the future. For now, I'm going to remember my gran, who so often seemed to be in the background allowing granddad to do the talking... but she was always there, supporting everything.

Loft Storage

We have recently had our loft hatch replaced and a ladder fitted, giving us access to a considerable amount of storage space. (The loft was mostly boarded in already, so the storage was always there; it just wasn't easily accessible.) This gives rise to the key question of what to put up there. And there are a great many candidates.

But...

Honestly, I don't want to put items up into the loft, because for most things that are going up there, if you're putting them into that long-term storage, why are you keeping them at all? (Of course, a lot of that is a reaction to the state of affairs at my parents' house, where things have just gotten on top of them such that even tackling the clutter becomes a horrible proposition.)

The other issue that I have is that that space will necessarily be quite cold, and may well be subject to damp and perhaps even rain. That limits the choices of what to put up there - either the things being stored must be resilient against such things, or they need to be thoroughly sealed.

The upshot of all of that is that there are some things that want shifted up the stairs - some items that we don't use but can't for various reasons can't get rid of, and some items that are already effectively in long-term storage and just need properly sealed. And, finally, some things that actually do see some use but can usefully be placed close to the opening for access on those occasions they're needed (our luggage, for instance).

And there are some things I still have to resist being moved.

Experimental Cookery 2022: Honey(comb), Chocolate & Raspberry Cranachan

For Burns' Night we had the traditional haggis, neeps, and tatties, and the cranachan for dessert. It was highly successful.

The method for this came from this month's Tesco magazine, although literally every ingredient was a swap from that recommended, some minor (ordinary oats in place of their Finest range), some more major (cookie for tiffin). Though I suspect it was all a difference without much distinction, since it amounts to "a bunch of nice things mixed together".

It was all very nice. We'd probably have it again, though we tend not to do desserts very often so I couldn't really say when.

#3: "Wildtrack", by Bernard Cornwell

#4: "The Thorn Birds", by Colleen McCullough (a book from The List - seven to go)

Baking with Funsize #6: Jammy Cut-out Biscuits

This was an interesting one: the effort of putting the dough together was of little interest to Funsize, but once it had come together she thoroughly enjoyed cutting out the shapes. Unfortunately, I rolled the biscuits out a little thinly, which meant that they came out a little over-baked. But they tasted fine for all that.

(I should take a moment to thank one of Funsize's uncles, who helped complete the biscuits when I was distracted - Funsize had great fun adding the jam and sticking them together.)

Next up will be the long-delayed lace biscuits with lime cream, I think. The next biscuits in the book have some elements that don't inspire me, so I'm inclined to go back and fill in the gaps, but that will likely be not next week but the week after.

Around the World in 80 Days

Over the past few weeks, LC and I worked our way through this series, the BBC's adaptation of Jules Verne's classic novel. I'm not going to say much about it, except to note that I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was fairly light, but that was appropriate to the material, and it was given just enough 'bite' to be interesting.

It may well benefit the series that I haven't read the original story. But that's fine. And I'll certainly be interested to see how they segue into a whole new novel with the same characters. But that's something to look forward to.

Rules, not Guidelines

The longer Boris Johnson remains Prime Minister, the more apparent it is that something fundamental needs to change in Westminster. If the parliament is to continue to function, whoever is Johnson's successor needs to bring in some fundamental changes. (Of course, I don't believe Westminster is capable of making these changes - that is, after all, the precise reason I support Scottish Independence.)

The fundamental problem is that Westminster operates on the assumption that those involved are fundamentally honourable. As a consequence of this the place has very few strict rules, and an awful lot of conventions, guidelines, and other mechanisms.

The problem with that is that when someone comes alone with no respect whatsoever for conventions, the whole thing falls apart.

The notion that the Prime Minister is the final arbiter on whether someone has broken the Ministerial Code is a major problem. This means that when a minister is found to have bullied staff, the PM could (and did) casually ignore the report and leave her in post. Even more absurdly, the PM is now being investigated... and will then be able to rule whether he himself broke the code (spoiler: he absolutely did, and he absolutely will exonerate himself).

But, of course, even the fact that he's having to be investigated is itself shocking. It's practically inconceivable that these parties would have happened under Theresa May or Gordon Brown - for all their faults, both were without question serious figures well aware of the need for leadership, especially now. It's also inconceivable, although for different reasons, that it would happen under either David Cameron or Tony Blair - both are sufficiently media savvy that they likewise would never let it happen. (And Major and Thatcher were creatures of a different age. The scandals were utterly different there.)

The consequence of that is that the system has broken down. It needs to change.

And the change is pretty simple: where there are standards of behaviour that are expected, but that are covered by conventions and guidelines, these need to become rules with proper sanctions. Suspected breaches of those rules need to be conducted by an entirely separate body, with the power to demand answers, access any and all documents, and issue sanctions. And any such investigations have to be triggered automatically - no more of this business of the government choosing when and what to investigate, and assigning their pet civil servants to the job.

I have no confidence that any of this will happen. But it must.

#2: "The Nature of Middle Earth", by J.R.R. Tolkien (one for the fanatics only!)

Baking with Funsize #5: Viennese Biscuits

Returning to the Usborne "Children's Book of Baking", on Saturday Funsize and I tackled Viennese Biscuits, which consist of two biscuity blobs with chocolate sandwiched between. These were our most successful bake so far, especially as Funsize really enjoyed laying out the biscuits and spreading the chocolate. The only downside, such as it is, was that the biscuits don't keep, so had to be eaten quickly. Oh, such a shame!

We actually skipped the Lace Biscuits that were, by rights, the next bake we should have done. That leaves us two potential 'next' bakes. I'm inclined to go for the jammy biscuits next, but we'll see...

Dear Media: Bloody Sort Yourselves Out!

Yesterday we were notified that a friend of ours had an issue with the thermometer in her baby box - it had been giving a false low reading which, had she trusted it, could have caused serious problems. She also noted that there were some press stories about problems with the included thermometer. So I went to check...

What I found were two stories, one of which was locked behind a paywall, and the other of which was a repeat/summary of the first. Both had a lurid headline damning the Scottish Government over a cavalier attitude to the safety and accuracy about the included thermometers.

The reality was rather more prosaic: an update to advice had indicated that in-ear thermometers should not be used with very young children (under four weeks), the Scottish government had switched to an under-arm thermometer, but they had waited to use up existing stocks first. There was no indication that the original thermometers had general problems, needed a recall, or were otherwise problematic - and certainly no justification for the panic-mongering headline.

Of course, the reason for this all comes down to one word: independence.

Scotland's media is almost universally opposed to independence, and therefore loathes the SNP government. As a consequence of this every single action of the SNP government, even if it is completely unrelated to independence, and even if it is a massive social good like the baby boxes, must be torn down, trashed, and denigrated at every possible opportunity. Nothing can be good, or work well; every flaw must be magnified to the ultimate degree.

With the consequence that the media are utterly and completely unreliable. "News" in Scotland is useless.

(That, incidentally, also applies to our one and only pro-independence newspaper, the National. For the opposite reason - they can't criticise the government, but must instead act as cheerleaders.)

The thing is, on most topics that really doesn't matter. We just factor the complete bloody uselessness of the media into our calculations, completely ignore them, and move on. But this was a very serious matter of public health - if those thermometers really were faulty, we needed to know. And, equally, if they're not then it's frankly dangerous for the media to try to promote a panic about them.

There's a line there, and it has been crossed. Hence the title of this post.

Experimental Cookery 2021: Chicken Dim Sum

This one was our main meal on Hogmanay, but I didn't have a chance to update the blog at the time and so it carries over into the new year. It comes from Jamie's "Fifteen Minute Meals" - I certainly make no claim to authenticity! And, the final thing of note, was that this was a chance for me to try out my latest toy, being a set of bamboo steamers.

This was a quick and easy meal to prepare, although it did have the usual chaos of too many things happening at once which is a feature of the 15MM book. A calmer approach is probably more beneficial here (and in general) - better not even to try to hit that benchmark.

I did find that the dough was rather tricky to work with. Having watched some videos online I'm pretty sure I see my problem (much more flour on the rolling surface), but will confirm next time I do this. My other key mistake was that I didn't steam the buns for long enough - they need at least 12 minutes.

The end result, though, was rather nice. We'll certainly have this, and some variants, again - the steamer proved to be extremely easy and convenient, so I'll be looking for options to use it more often in future.

And that's about that, really.

#1: "Sly Flourish's The Lazy Dungeon Master", by Michael E. Shea

Books of the Year 2021

As part of the end-of-year round-up, I can once again present a list of books read in the past year.

Here is the list:

1. "Sharpe's Siege", by Bernard Cornwell
2. "Starsight", by Brandon Sanderson
3. "Tasha's Cauldron of Everything", from Wizards of the Coast
4. "William Shakespeare's Star Wars: The Merry Rise of Skywalker", by Ian Doescher
5. "White Oleander", by Janet Fitch *
6. "Tome of Beasts II", from Kobold Press
7. "Sharpe's Revenge", by Bernard Cornwell
8. "The Alchemist", by Paulo Coelho *
9. "The Star Wars Book", by Pablo Hidalgo, Cole Horton, and Dan Zehr
10. "Sword of Destiny", by Andrzej Sapkowski
11. "Sharpe's Devil", by Bernard Cornwell
12. "Exploring Eberron", by Keith Baker
13. "Blood of Elves", by Andrzej Sapkowski
14. "The Gates of Athens", by Conn Iggulden
15. "The Dwarves", by Markus Hietz
16. "Thomas the Tank Engine: The Complete Collection", by Rev. W. Awdry **
17. "Sharpe's Tiger", by Bernard Cornwell
18. "The Good Earth", by Pearl S. Buck *
19. "The Poisonwood Bible", by Barbera Kingsolver *
20. "Time of Contempt", by Andrzej Sapkowski
21. "Sharpe's Triumph", by Bernard Cornwell
22. "Firefly: The Ghost Machine", by James Lovegrove
23. "A Murder of Quality", by John Le Carré
24. "Kane and Abel", by Jeffrey Archer *
25. "Baptism of Fire", by Andrez Sapkowski
26. "Children of Húrin", by J.R.R. Tolkien
27. "Sharpe's Fortress", by Bernard Cornwell
28. "The Diviners", by Margaret Laurence *
29. "The Last Druid", by Terry Brooks
30. "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare" *
31. "The Killings at Kingfisher Hill", by Sophie Hannah
32. "Sharpe's Trafalgar", by Bernard Cornwell
33. "The Hobbit", by J.R.R. Tolkien * **
34. "Tower of the Swallow", by Andrzej Sapkowski
35. "Sharpe's Prey", by Bernard Cornwell
36. "The Mists of Avalon", by Marion Zimmer Bradley *
37. "The Massacre of Mankind", by Stephen Baxter
38. "Warlord", by Bernard Cornwell
39. "The Notebook", by Nicholas Sparks *
40. "The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes", by Suzanne Collins
41. "Van Richten's Guide to Ravenloft", from Wizards of the Coast
42. "Rebel", by Bernard Cornwell
43. "Firefly: Generations", by Tim Lebbon
44. "Broken Homes", by Ben Aaronovitch
45. "The Summer Tree", by Guy Gavriel Kay *
46. "Troubled Blood", by Robert Galbraith
47. "Lady of the Lake", by Andrzej Sapkowski
48. "The Monogram Murders", by Sophie Hannah
49. "Copperhead", by Bernard Cornwell
50. "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants", by Ann Brashares *
51. "Season of Storms", by Andrzej Sapkowski
52. "Closed Casket", by Sophie Hannah
53. "Troy", by Stephen Fry
54. "Incompetnece", by Rob Grant
55. "Battle Flag", by Bernard Cornwell
56. "The Time-Travelling Caveman", by Terry Pratchett
57. "New Spring", by Robert Jordan
58. "The Bloody Ground", by Bernard Cornwell
59. "Good Omens", by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

So that's 59 books in total. That includes 12 books from The List, one of which was a reread. There are 4 RPG books, and either 4 or 5 re-reads - I think I've read all the "Thomas the Tank Engine" stories before, but I'm not absolutely certain about every single one. There are 2 books for Funsize/Surprise!. One of the things I need to do more of next year is reading to Surprise! - I read to Funsize almost every single day, but need to do the same for both.

There were a number of really good books this year, but I'm naming "Kane and Abel" book of the year. Special note should go to the Sharpe series, and also "The Time-Travelling Caveman", since this is the third time I've read the very last Terry Prachett book. And also Shakespeare, of course, mostly because it represents the final book in the UK side of The List.

Sadly, there have also been some stinkers this year, but I'm not going to name a particular one as the outright worst. However, I need to make a special mention of "Van Richten's Guide to Ravenloft", which was the book that knocked the final nail on the coffin of my love for D&D. In isolation it wouldn't have been enough to do that job, but it did serve as a final straw.

And that's that. My goal for 2022 is another 60 books, ideally including all eight remaining books from The List (US side) - it would be nice to finally have that done.

My Year in 2021

2020 was a bad year, and ended on a fairly downbeat note. 2021 was worse, starting under a great deal of stress, recovering just in time to suffer a massive setback, and then ending once again under the shadow of Covid.

My Year in... Blogging 

I didn't set any formal goals for 2021, which means that there wasn't really anything to fall short of. That's probably a good thing, as at the time of writing I've managed a mere 95 posts here and 34 on the Imaginarium, where my usual targets would be 120 and 60.

In all honesty, I fear the Imaginarium is essentially finished with, so don't expect many posts in the future. I would, however, expect more posts on this blog in 2022.

My Year in... Work

The first five months of the year were pretty great for a number of reasons. Indeed, had you asked me in May of this year, I would have told you that I could see myself finishing my career with my current employers.

Then all the fears I implied in my end-of-year round-up from last year came to fruition. And the remainder of the year has basically been a disaster.

And I see no hope of things improving, which is a massive problem.

My Year in... Health

Somehow, we've all made it through 2021 (to present, at least) without a brush with Covid. 2021 also saw the safe, albeit exciting, arrival of Surprise! which was certainly a relief.

That's probably more than we really had any right to expect while in the midst of a pandemic.

My Year in... Gaming

I have been running two campaigns over Teams or Zoom this year. "The Mists of Lamordia" has continued to go well, despite taking far longer than I had intended or hoped. But it is now very definitely in the end-game - I hope to be finished by Easter.

"A Quest for Memory" ran well for a while, but then basically came to a halt for scheduling reasons. My suspicion is that it is now effectively done, as getting the party together is proving impossible, and it is sufficiently low-priority for people that one session was literally forgotten. We'll see - it will either resume soon or it won't resume.

Unfortunately, 2021 was the year in which I fairly definitively fell out of love with gaming. My plan now is to bring the two current campaigns to an end, and then hang up the dice bag. Probably permanently.

My Year in... Band

My band resumed practices late in the year, managed a grand total of two performances, and then had to cancel practices again due to Covid. However, I'm actually reasonably happy about things there - it is likely that we'll resume again early in 2022, and we're likely to have rather more events. I expect many, if not most, of the gala days to resume.

So that one is actually quite hopeful, despite the circumstances.

My Year in... Resolutions

As always, the wrap-up of annual goals, and setting of goals for next year, are handled in another post. And, as has been the pattern recently, it's very much a mixed bag.

My Year in... Travel

We had two holidays in 2021, both of them internal to Scotland - one trip to Dornoch for Dad's 75th birthday celebration, and one to Banff. Other than the arrival of Surprise!, those represent the high point of the year - despite not being particularly restful, they were both highly enjoyable.

I would dearly like to say that I expect that to change in 2022, but the truth is that I don't really expect much to change - we'll probably make one family trip to England, but I can't see us leaving the UK at any time next year.

My Year in... Faith

We finally gave up on remote church in February this year. Fortunately, we were then able to resume attendance in person, and have been going for a few months.

My fear is that this is quite likely to come to a halt again in the nearish future, but I mean to enjoy it while I can.

My Year in... Sadness

2021 saw the death of another much-loved mentor, as my advisor of studies at university passed on. I posted about this at the time - it was certainly sad, but came at the end of a long and happy life, so wasn't a cause for despair.

It also saw the death of Abbie, the last of three very old dogs my parents owned. (Technically, I think they adopted Abbie shortly after I left home, but she was well known to us before then. So it still counts.) She was very old, was in increasingly poor health, and had been much loved for many years, so while it was a sad event, it was also one that could be met with a sense of completion rather than excessive grief.

All in all, we've been extremely lucky.

My Year in... Love

Like so much this year, this has been a mixed bag. Because while we're obviously delighted at the arrival of Surprise!, and while Funsize continues to be a delight, there's no avoiding the fact that having children is hard work, and having two children is at least three times as hard as having one. Further, while Surprise! is a reasonably easy baby in many respects, his sheer size makes for its own challenges.

The other inescapable truth is that the year we've had has been one of enormous stresses. An awful lot of this year has consisted of getting up too early, going to work and dealing with unremitting stress, then stopping work and immediately dealing with children, and getting dinner, and all the rituals of family life... and then doing it all again. Then the weekend comes, and has too often been a case of doing nothing but battling with the kids just to get through. It's been really difficult, and really hasn't been helped by the need to limit contacts, more or less throughout.

The truth is that couples need time together, and they need time apart, and they need time together alone, and for most of this year finding quality time of any of those sorts has been almost impossible. Even such basic things as going out to the cinema, or a meal out, or meeting friends has largely been a no-go, and it so it's no surprise that things have become rather fraught.

Despite all that, we're still here. I'm still remarkably lucky that I'm married to my best friend, and that she continues to tolerate me even now. And in this regard I am hopeful that 2022 will be better than 2021 - now that the kids are that bit older, and especially now that Surprise! has moved past those tricky first six months when he's firmly tethered to Mummy, so we should now be a little more free. Plus, we're getting to the point where we just can't continue to let Covid so completely constrain us, so that will also have to free things up at least a bit.

At least, that's the hope...

My Year... Overall

This has been a really tough year for several reasons, and with many of the usual pressure valves blocked by Covid and other issues. The upshot is the 2021 was the worst year I've had for some time, and coming after 2020 and 2019, that's a bad run. The highlights were very great... but they were also few and far between.

Unfortunately, I don't really believe that things will naturally get better, so I've reached the point where I think there's a need to make them better. Which is potentially difficult, stressful, and really not what I need. But given the alterative, that's where we are.

As always, this will be my final post on this blog for the year, so I'll take the opportunity now to wish anyone still reading a very Happy New Year when it comes. Thanks for sticking with me!

End of Year Update on Goals

Because of the arrival of Surprise!, I didn't set any goals for 2021. That's a good thing, since my informal tracking made for grim reading:

• Books: The full list of books will come in another post. However, I came close to the informal target of 60 books, completed 12 from The List, and indeed completed the UK side of The List. I'm actually reasonably happy with this.
• Weight: This was not only a total failure, but actually worsened by the end of the year.
• Blogging: This has been my least-bloggy year for some time: 95 posts here, and 34 on the Imaginarium, which means that both blogs fell well short of the informal targets I set. It looks like the Imaginarium is done.
• Redecorating the Spare Room: This one was a success at least! In fact, it was more than a success, as in addition to redecorating the spare room I also found time to repaint the living room. Another job done.
• Tadpole #2: Not a goal as such, but certainly the most important aspect of the year, Surprise! arrived safe and sound in April.

And that's that - one at or close to target, two clear successes, and two abject failures. Very much a mixed bag.

For 2022 I'm back to setting goals, and there are five:

• Books: The usual 60 books for the year. It would be nice to complete The List this coming year, but that's not a strict part of the goal - we'll see how that goes.
• Weight: The usual.
• Blogging: I'd like to get back to posting 120 times here in the year. I'm not setting a goal for The Imaginarium.
• Redecorating the Hallway: The next biggest redecoration in the house is the hallway, which is now the room we're least happy with. This will be fairly involved, including stripping wallpaper and repainting, replacing the carpets upstairs and on the stairs, and generally making it better.
• Super Secret Goal: Last, but actually the most important of all, there's a change I need to make, and the sooner the better.

And that's that.

Baking with Funsize #4: Mince Pies

This was a series I meant to start in November, but circumstances got in the way. So you'll have to forgive me - I have a backlog to clear.

Taking a break from the book of baking, these were made to Paul Hollywood's method that I've used before. Unfortunately, this was our least-successful baking effort, as once again Funsize lost interest, and wasn't really keen on the mincemeat filling anyway. A shame, but never mind.

I've concluded that I'm going to have to do these differently in future - I think I'll make up the pastry a day ahead to give it plenty of time to chill, and I also really need a bigger pastry cutter. In terms of flavour these are really nice - better than the previous twice I've made them - but they were rather too stressful to assemble. Of course, it didn't help that I was making them after a very long afternoon in the kitchen, nor that every single space in our kitchen seems to be filled with stuff. That's something to tackle over the holiday.

And that's the final "Baking with Funsize" for now - there will hopefully be another during the Christmas break, but who knows. The next item in the book is "Lace Biscuits with Lime Cream", which does sound really nice...

#58: "The Bloody Ground", by Bernard Cornwell

Baking with Funsize #3: Chocolate and Cherry Cookies

This was a series I meant to start in November, but circumstances got in the way. So you'll have to forgive me - I have a backlog to clear.

The third entry from the Usborne "Children's Book of Baking" was also the most successful so far - whereas previously Funsize lost interest after a while these held her attention, largely due to the opportunity to work with chocolate. They also tasted great, with the only downside being that they vanished far too quickly.

Baking with Funsize #2: Orange Shortbread Stars

This was a series I meant to start in November, but circumstances got in the way. So you'll have to forgive me - I have a backlog to clear.

The second item from the Usborne "Children's Book of Baking" was meant to be shortbread stars but due to the lack of a suitable cutter was actually shortbread flowers:

These were genuinely great - the addition of the orange was the key thing that made these worth doing.

As before, Funsize lost some interest part way through, but that's fine.

Baking with Funsize #1: Gingerbread Flowers

This was a series I meant to start in November, but circumstances got in the way. So you'll have to forgive me - I have a backlog to clear.

Over the past few weeks, Funsize and I have started working through the Usborne "Children's Book of Baking". We've started at the beginning and are going to work through it roughly one item a week (with a pause for Christmas). The first entry are Gingerbread Flowers, although many of them were actually Ginger Ninjas:

They tasted very nice, but that wasn't really the point. The key thing was that Funsize enjoyed her first foray into baking (though she did lose interest for a while in the middle). And daddy enjoyed spending time with his daughter too.

Success!

Experimental Cookery 2021: Sunblush Tomato Risotto

I've generally stayed away from risotto because of the amount of time involved - all that adding of stock and letting it boil away was a distinct negative. But the Hairy Bikers' "One Pot Wonders" has a section on quick carbs, so this seemed a suitable one to try.

This was a simple meal to put together, but was rather time consuming. That wasn't a huge problem, but maybe limits our inclination to have it again. The end result was surprisingly tasty, though, so this was a definite success. And it's another good vegetarian meal to add to the repertoire - as I've mentioned before, that's something I'm glad to have available.

And that's more or less all I have to say about that.

Doctor Who: Flux

LC and I watched the most recent series of "Doctor Who" over the previous couple of weeks. It is a massive improvement over the previous two series, with two very good episodes in there ("War of the Sontarans", and "Village of the Angels"). Oh, and both Yaz and Dan were excellent - in fact, all the secondary characters this time were really good, with the mini-series format really helping with that.

Sadly, despite being a massive improvement isn't the same as it being all that great - too many of the episodes were just a mess of ideas thrown out far too quickly, this incarnation is forever saddled with the manic supply teacher energy of the previous two series, and it doubles down on the terminally awful "Timeless Child" nonsense. But, hey, apart from all that it was good.

I'm rather less happy about the New Year's episode once again featuring Daleks. They've been done to death, and the previous two specials didn't exactly do anything to help. But never mind.

Masters of the Universe: Revelation - Part Two

Remember when I said that MotU:Revelation was a bad show but with a lot of good ideas mixed in to make it worth watching? Well, the second part is much the same, but without the good ideas. Basically, it just sucks.

#52: "Closed Casket", by Sophie Hannah
#53: "Troy", by Stephen Fry
#54: "Incompetnece", by Rob Grant
#55: "Battle Flag", by Bernard Cornwell
#56: "The Time-Travelling Caveman", by Terry Pratchett
#57: "New Spring", by Robert Jordan

The Witcher

Tucked away in my previous post was the fact that I have now finished my read through of the Witcher novels - eight volumes comprising two short story collections, five novels in the 'main' sequence, and then a prequel novel.

They were very much a mixed bag.

I really enjoyed the first two volumes, especially the second. They did have the weakness that most of the stories had already been adapted for the Netflix series, but that was okay - there was enough different here to be interesting, and it also provided useful context for the series.

The main cycle, unfortunately, was very much a case of diminishing returns - I enjoyed the first volume, but a bit less than the short stories, then enjoyed the second less than the first, the third less than the second, found the fourth to be a real slog, and then faced the final volume as an ordeal rather than an enjoyment. Which was a real shame. It did, at least, have an ending that was... different, which is always worth trying.

The prequel volume, "Season of Storms" was actually my favourite out of all the volumes. That was a great way to round out the series, and rather improved my impression of the whole. Which is a good place to end.

Book-keeping

I've read quite a few books lately, and haven't really had chance to capture them here. So here's the update of the count.

I'll note that I'm now almost caught up, which is nice - I'm about 300 pages short of where I 'should' be at this point in the year. Unfortunately, I suspect the weekend will see me slip again, but I'm still hopeful that I might just pull it back by the end of the year. We'll see, I guess.

#47: "Lady of the Lake", by Andrzej Sapkowski
#48: "The Monogram Murders", by Sophie Hannah
#49: "Copperhead", by Bernard Cornwell
#50: "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants", by Ann Brashares (a book from The List - eight to go)
#51: "Season of Storms", by Andrzej Sapkowski

Experimental Cookery 2021: Pulled Pork

This was motivated by circumstance: we had people coming for dinner, we wanted to serve something nice, but I didn't want to go to a lot of effort. The method comes from the Hairy Bikers' "Meat Feasts", a book I thought I'd like, and use, rather more than I have done.

As expected, this one was nice and easy - apply a dry rub, then roast low and slow for many hours. Then pull it apart. The result was also impressive - no complaints there.

The only thing that was really noteworthy was that the book suggested it would serve 5-8 people, but I think that was a serious underestimate. That said, I also think this probably works best if served to many more people, but alongside some other choices. (And, actually, it would be an ideal addition to my birthday BBQ.)

The upshot is that we'll no doubt have this again, but I won't be cooking it for just us. Which is no bad thing - different meals can have different purposes, after all.

Anyway, good to have a success to report after the last couple of disappointments!

Day 300 Update on... Stuff

The penultimate update for the year...

The last few weeks have been absolutely brutal - work has been crazy, we've all suffered a bout of illness (a cold that just won't clear), and too many other things. Basically, it has just sucked.

• Books: By Day 300 I should expect to have completed 49.315 books. I've finished 46 and am well advanced in two others, so I'm a little more than two books behind. I don't hold out much hope of getting caught up for the ear, but I do expect to complete my allocation on the three sublists that I consider most important, so I'm not too disheartened by that.
• Weight: There has been some progress here, but it amounts to repeating what I did earlier in the year. This is getting tedious.
• Blogging: By this point I would have hoped to have posted around 99 times here and 49 or so over on the Imaginarium. The actual totals are 83 and 28, so I'm miles behind, with no prospect of getting caught up - indeed, I think it's more likely that I'll fall further behind than that I'll catch up at all.
• Redecorating the Spare Room: Done. Additionally, last week I refreshed the paint in the living room, which is both an improvement in general, and also brings it into line with the dining room and, not incidentally, with the various bits of patching that LC had done over the past couple of years (and, indeed, that were the motivation for doing this now).
• Tadpole #2: Done.

And that's that. This remains a poor showing, but it's in line with the rest of the year.

Experimental Cookery 2021: Lentil Bolognese

Meh (again).

This one came from the box in which some chopped tomatoes were packaged, so it's probably not fair to raise the expectations too high. In any case, the meal was quick and easy to put together, with the bulk of the time taken up with simmering.

And it was okay. Not great, or particularly interesting, but it was at least okay. Once we've finished off the three remaining servings I doubt we'll have it again, but I don't particularly resent the time spent making it.

And that's about that, really.

#45: "The Summer Tree", by Guy Gavriel Kay (a book from The List - nine to go)
#46: "Troubled Blood", by Robert Galbraith

Experimental Cookery 2021: Meatball and Pasta Traybake

Meh.

This one came from the Hairy Bikers' "One Pot Wonders". It was quick and easy to put together, and... it was fine. But no more than that - while it was utterly inoffensive I'm afraid there also wasn't anything at all to recommend it.

We won't be having this again. It just didn't inspire.

Who would have thought Jamie Oliver would win the pasta bake contest?

#43: "Firefly: Generations", by Tim Lebbon
#44: "Broken Homes", by Ben Aaronovitch

Backsliding

September was going to be the month when I caught up on things - get the post count on the blog back to where I would like it, get caught up on reading, get everything else motoring. It didn't work out so well.

The fundamental problem is that I'm just too busy - work is in an extremely busy phase (which doesn't look to be ending soon), while the rest of my time is soaked up with family matters. There just isn't time to read or blog.

So it looks like I'll end the month further back on the blog, and if I'm really lucky at the same place on the reading. And don't expect October to be much different.

Practice Resumes

My band finally had our first face-to-face practice back last week, after around eighteen months away. I was pleasantly surprised on two counts: there were twice as many people present as I'd expected (all pipers, though), and it seemed the band hadn't lost just as much over the time away as I had feared. An uncharitable person would note that we didn't have a great standard to slip away from, and relative to even the weakest competing bands there's a lot of truth in that, but then there's a good reason why I'm no longer with a competing band - and the lack of stress and pressure is a huge part of that.

Hopefully, this now marks a permanent return to practices. Also, over the next few weeks we'll hopefully be able to get the bagpipes themselves going (rather than just practice chanters), and we may even start taking on some actually performances - of which the Christmas lights switch-on will be the first.

The Obsession

My birthday BBQ is now firmly established as a tradition, albeit one that doesn't manage to happen every year (the BBQ that is!). In aid of that, for my birthday this year I received an actual book on BBQ cooking, and then a few weeks later I picked up a second. hat second book is an interesting one - it's very much a textbook on the subject and is extremely thorough.

As a consequence of that, I proceeded to spend several weeks gaining an appreciation of just why it is so many people become obsessed with BBQ in all of its forms, as I found myself examining all aspects of BBQ kit, deciding on the four (!) BBQs I wanted to get, all manner of new toys, and so on and so forth.

Fortunately, the upshot is that I have purchased none of these things. There are one or two items I may buy over time, but those are pretty minor, and in the long term I may come to replace our BBQ with another should it eventually wear out. And, finally, I might invest in a portable one, but only if we reach a point where such a thing would be justified - which is very much not the case right now.

In the meantime, we've had a few BBQs, but relatively few this year compared to years past (though, of course, one turned out to be on a rather eventful day!). We're now getting to the end of the season - I'm on the lookout to see if there is one more suitable day for it, but either way I'll be packing it up for the winter come the start of October.

#42: "Rebel", by Bernard Cornwell

Experimental Cookery 2021: Chicken Panzanella

This one doesn't really deserve a post, given just how simple it was, but for completeness if nothing else...

This one came from the Tesco magazine. It was very quick and simple, and came out nicely. There were a couple of cookery stages, one for the chicken and then one for the bread, but it was mostly about assembly of a warm salad.

We concluded that there were several tweaks we would make to this if we had it again - we'd probably use leftover roast chicken (if we had such a thing), less onion, and a little less vinegar. But there were no major changes we would insist on making.

#41: "Van Richten's Guide to Ravenloft", from Wizards of the Coast

Day 254: Update on... Stuff

I was away this week, and so was not able to post my update (and didn't have time to compose it before I went). So, here it is...

The last few weeks have been much more normal than the rest of the year, which is good. Though, oddly, they have also featured the disruption of two lots of packing for holidays, and also a bout of illness for Funsize and then Surprise!. Fortunately, it was just a cold, though still fairly horrible for them. Funsize is now fully recovered, thankfully, with Surprise! now very much on the mend.

• Books: By Day 254 I should expect to have completed 41.753 books. I've finished 40 and am halfway through one other, so I'm fairly far behind. I'm now doubting whether I'll hit the planned 60 for the year, though I do expect to complete the 12 from The List. So not all bad.
• Weight: This is in a pretty bad way - the two holidays have caused me to gain weight, and so there's a definite need for a pretty serious bout of dieting. Watch this space.
• Blogging: By this point I would have hoped to have posted around 83 times here and 42 or so over on the Imaginarium. I'm way behind on both blogs, and unlikely to hit my targets on either. A shame.
• Redecorating the Spare Room: Done.
• Tadpole #2: Done.

And that's that. Two complete, two behind and unlikely to complete, and one going in the wrong direction. It's lucky I didn't set any formal goals for the year, because this is a pretty poor showing.

#38: "Warlord", by Bernard Cornwell (a great end to a great series)
#39: "The Notebook", by Nicholas Sparks (a book from The List - ten to go)
#40: "The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes", by Suzanne Collins

Experimental Cookery 2021: Greek Salad

Paired with the chicken in the previous post, I put together a Greek salad, also from "Outdoor Cooking". This was slightly different from the ones I've prepared before, which come from "Jamie's Fifteen Minute Meals", though the principle is much the same.

It was quick and easy to prepare, of course - cut up some fruit and veg, dress them quickly, and add the cheese.

It was also very nice, and a great accompaniment to the chicken. This is a very good thing, as one issue with BBQs is that they tend to be extremely meat-heavy, and it's good to have some veg-based sides that are actually worth the eating.

I'm reasonably sure this has now become my method of choice for the Greek Salad - there is very little between it and Jamie's version in terms of effort, but this is a little nicer, I think.

Experimental Cookery 2021: Herby Lemon Chicken Thighs

Chicken is one of those things that I've never dared to cook on the BBQ - because of the need to make sure it is thoroughly cooked through, coupled with the tendency for the BBQ to burn the outside while leaving the inside raw, it's just not something I've risked. And yet, it's such a classic, and something I've quite fancied giving a go.

This Experimental Cookery comes from Tom Kerridge's "Outdoor Cooking", a book which is rapidly becoming a favourite. It's dead easy - create a quick marinade for the chicken, and then stick it on the grill for a while. I did make the mistake of using bone-in rather than boneless chicken, which meant a much longer cooking time, but that was fine.

Ironically, it's probably the safest thing I've ever cooked on th BBQ, on account of using an actual meat thermometer to determine when it was cooked. Which is probably just as well, as there was no physical difference between when I thought it was cooked and when it was actually cooked.

The end result was excellent - we thoroughly enjoyed it. That said, there was too much chicken for two of us, and it just wasn't as good for lunch the next day. But those are quibbles - we'll definitely have this again.

#36: "The Mists of Avalon", by Marion Zimmer Bradley (a book from The List - eleven to go)
#37: "The Massacre of Mankind", by Stephen Baxter

The Irregulars

This was a series that very much intrigued me when I first saw sight of it, but that LC and I have just gotten around to watching recently. In the meantime, the series was cancelled.

Some very quick thoughts:

• It's worth watching, in my opinion, though I can see why others may feel otherwise. Also, it's worth noting that the first episode takes a ridiculously long time to get going - that by itself may be why it was cancelled.
• Don't look for anything remotely faithful to history, the Sherlock Holmes stories, or anythink like that. This is mostly "Beatrice the Vampire Slayer", set in Victorian times. There is one episode, and a few other flashbacks that show us Holmes and Watson doing their thing in happier times, and that's actually a highlight of the show, but it is not the point of the show.
• The show practices colourblind casting, which is mostly a good thing, with one exception. That exception is pretty jarring, but it is also minor enough to ignore.
• Perhaps more unfortunate is that this show indulges in my new least-favourite trope: the 21st century feminist transplanted to a historical setting. As noted, the whole environment isn't remotely faithful to history, so I'll give it a pass here, but there's another rant brewing.
• I can entirely understand why this was cancelled. Truth be told, we'd probably not bother with a second series even if they had produced one.

And that's more or less that. If a Victorian "Beatrice the Vampire Slayer" sounds attractive, give it a watch, and do try to gut it out through those first 25 minutes or so. But otherwise, give it a pass.

The Sharpe Cycle

For the past several years, Bernard Cornwell has been one of my favourite authors, and over that time I've read almost everything he has written (which is a lot). However, until last year I'd mostly stayed away from the Sharpe novels, as the few I'd read had felt rather too close to the TV series, which is good for TV but not so good for the books.

However, having run rather short of things to read, I decided that the time had come to read Sharpe, and so I did. And now I've finished the cycle, just in time for a new book in the series to be published.

It has been an interesting experience, largely because so many of the books are so close to the TV series, and the rest feel very much like they could have come from it. In terms of quality they're really good, though not quite uniformly so - at their best they can be exceptional, at worst they are reasonably enjoyable. I probably enjoyed the final book I read, "Sharpe's Prey", the most, and I didn't really care too much for "Sharpe's Fortress". I don't really know why that might be.

In terms of reading order, I started with "Sharpe's Rifles", the revised starting point of the series (written to tie in with the first episode of the TV series), then proceeded mostly in chronological order (skipping three books I had read some years ago). After getting to the end I skipped back to the five prequel novels Cornwell had written. I don't think I would recommend that order - in hindsight, "Sharpe's Tiger" is probably the place to start.

But I have no complaints. All in all, this was a great series, and stands as a nice companion piece to O'Brian's Aubrey/Maturin series - they're very different, of course, but deal with two branches of the armed forces in the same, or mostly the same, time frame.

The Paw Patrol Movie

Funsize has a reward jar, in which she collects stars. Having colleced 20 stars, she gets a special treat, and last week she completed her second 20. (In fairness, she should probably be much further advanced. The big problem with this system is that is depends on us remembering to give her stars.) Her special treat, therefore, was to go to see the "Paw Patrol" movie with me on Saturday.

Well... it's a really big toy commercial. The story is pretty basic, making sure to tick all the required boxes. (Humdinger causes problems, the Paw Patrol rush to the aid, one of them has a crisis of confidence but works through it, and they have a mega-happy ending. Also, there's a Kardashian.) But the main thing is that they all get a load of new gear, and there's a few new characters, and so of course there are going to be toys. And apparel, and endless other branded items.

It was all done well enough, I guess. I enjoyed it more than "The Rise of Skywalker", though that isn't saying a great deal. And Funsize loved it.

And that's pretty much that.

Backlog

I've been away for a while, and have been very busy for a while. But I've built up quie a backlog of topics, so hopefully now that I'm back I'll be able to get caught up. We'll see...

#34: "The Witcher: Tower of the Swallow", by Andrzej Sapkowski
#35: "Sharpe's Prey", by Bernard Cornwell

Experimental Cookery 2021: Satay Kebabs (Chicken)

One of LC's favourites from the takeaway is chicken satay, but unfortunately our experiences with this one have been rather hit and miss. Fortunately, though, I found this recipe in the "Hairy Bikers' Asian Adventure", and so put it to good use.

This is a fairly quick and simple meal, with one small wrinkle in that the meat needs to be marinaded, preferably overnight. That means that it does require a little planning, though it means there are two simple preparations rather than just one. (The other big thing to recommend about this one is that the book gives several options - beef, pork, and prawns as well as chicken. Which is really great.)

My initial thought when cooking this was to use the BBQ for the chicken. In the event I decided against this, but in hindsight I was right first time. Cooking the chicken skewers on the griddle proved to be slightly more awkward than I had expected and hoped - it worked fine, but the BBQ would just have been better.

Preparing the sauce was simple - put everything in a pan and simmer for a bit.

The end result was great. Nice and tasty, with a good but not excessive amount of kick in both the chicken and the sauce.

All in all, this was a really great meal, and stands to become a new favourite - which actually makes two in the space of a week!